Street Furniture NMB Exhibit (Reproduced)

Since it’s a slow news day in North Miami Beach, I thought I’d re-publish some of my favorite columns for your entertainment.  At the top of my personal list is the Street Furniture NMB Exhibit.  Enjoy!  🙂

 

(Originally published March 27, 2011)

Since North Miami Beach City Attorney Darcee Siegel claims that Myron’s campaign bus benches are legal because they are considered “street furniture” as opposed to “property” (yes, I’m still shaking my head over that dumbass opinion), I decided to go out and put up my own non-campaign campaign signs on all the “street furniture” I could find.  Without further ado, may I present to you my first ever art gallery exhibit entitled “Street Furnture NMB!”

Tree Myron
Postal Myron
Garbage Myron
Dumpster Myron
City Truck Myron
Barricade Myron
Wood Chipper Myron
Port-A-Potty Myron
Waste-Pro Myron
Hand Truck Myron
Fire Hydrant Myron. The dogs really love this one!

And now, the piece de resistance:

The New and Improved Bus Bench Myron!

Of course, no Street Furniture Exhibit would be complete without:

Dirt Myron

Thank you.  Please come again.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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