Myron, Squirrel & Co.

Myron and the Squirrel in his pocket are at it again.

Undaunted by the fact that the North Miami Beach Code Enforcement Board filed three Orders for three of Myron Rosner’s code violations on his homestead because he refused to comply with the rules, he had the chutzpah to request yet another rehearing.

This is after the former mayor successfully avoided attending Hearing #1 on October 13, 2011, Hearing #2 on November 10, 2011, (Special) Hearing #3 on April 24, 2012, and Hearing #4 on May 10, 2012.

When the North Miami Beach Code Enforcement Board was put off for the fourth time, it decided to hear Myron’s case without him and entered its three Orders for Myron to fix his code violations within sixty days of May 10, 2012 or else be fined $250.00 per day per violation.  Rather than comply, Myron filed an Appeal with the Circuit Court of Appeals of the Eleventh District Court on June 6, 2012, as I reported in The Pox of NMB. (And his little wife, too.).

Since the wheels of justice move at glacial speed, Myron apparently doesn’t want to wait for the Appellate Court to deliberate his “case.”  On June 13, 2012, Myron asked North Miami Beach Code Compliance Manager Eric Wardle for a rehearing before the Code Enforcement Board.  Using the Royal We, Myron and his Squirrel wrote:

Mr. Wardle wrote back:

Myron agreed to the July 12, 2012 date:

Mr. Wardle also had a Request for Rehearing memo typed up, which you can view by clicking this:

Myron request for rehearing

According to an email I just received from Mr. Wardle, Myron’s request for a rehearing was denied.  Oh, darn.  I bet the squirrel is out of his pocket and back on his head!

In the meantime, Myron is still impersonating a North Miami Beach Code Enforcement Officer by handing out his fake Notices of Violation, which I reported to you in CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE SARAH ZABEL HAS A PROBLEM.  I was called by yet another resident who received one of them, which I picked up, scanned and sent it to, ahem, appropriate parties for review.  I cannot divulge the details at this time because I’m not at liberty to discuss an open and ongoing investigation.

Suck on that, Myron.

I’ll continue to keep you updated as events unfold.

I really do love this job.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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3 thoughts on “Myron, Squirrel & Co.

  1. The scariest part of his list of grievances is the “etc.” Then of course notice that he asks for his oralness to be scheduled “tentatively”; because, read between the lines: We are still making up more double-talk shit.

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