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Opa-locka mayor to residents: Take down hanging underwear

By Janey Tate
jtate@MiamiHerald.com

According to Opa-locka Mayor Myra Taylor, a city guard rail is not a place for residents to hang their underwear.
During a recent City Commission meeting, Taylor asked City Manager Kelvin Baker for the second time to have residents remove their unmentionables from a guard rail behind an apartment building on Ali Baba Avenue, near Northwest 22nd Avenue.Taylor asked Baker initially on Feb. 27 to contact the owner of the apartment building.

“Tell the people their underwear must come down,” she said. “I could say the drawers must come down.”

Taylor suggested placing a fence there to stop residents from airing out their clean — or dirty — laundry.


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5 thoughts on “I’m truly at a loss for words

  1. What apartment owner should do is build a one rail fence at the edge of the property and tell his dwellers to hang away. It will still be seen and also put a sign saying thank you Mayor.

  2. They should bring their underpants and hang them on our “deteriating” gun mount. Or toss them on the proposed helipad.

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