BREAKING NEWS:  My dog, Sullivan “Sully” Kienzle, has decided to throw his hat, er, his bone, in the ring and run for North Miami Beach City Council. Unlike Poser Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson, Sully actually lives…

Me again. Sorry to bother you, but I’m sitting here ROFLMAO.  This is too good not to share. How funny is it that North Miami Beach Faux City Council candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson is just…

Okay, yeah.  I am such a bitch.  I admit it.  But, hey, I’m so damn good at it, it’s like a calling to me.  Why fight it? So, “Yve.”  Sweetie.  Can we talk?  Girlfriend to…