Well, here’s news. Just don’t shoot the messenger.
Egypt tried to broker another cease-fire between Israel and Hamas. Again. Hamas shot rockets. Israel walked.
Women are being sold as sex slaves in Iraq.
But, it’s okay because Iran has five seats on UN Human Rights Committees.
Kidnapped American journalist James Wright Foley was just beheaded by ISIS within the last couple of hours.
The Miami Herald has more important things to report.
The President sends FBI agents to Ferguson to search for “civil rights” crimes in the aftermath of the shooting death of an unarmed black man, after he allegedly robbed a convenience store.
While completely ignoring the fact that an unarmed Rabbi was murdered in broad daylight near North Miami Beach, while minding his own business.
Team Irony is reporting that Egypt has weighed in on Ferguson, reminding Obama to “exercise restraint in dealing with racially charged demonstrations in Ferguson, Missouri – echoing language Washington used to caution Egypt as it cracked down on Islamist protesters last year.”
While the Ayatollah Khameini tweeted:
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) August 17, 2014
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) August 19, 2014
And, in other breaking news…
Denny’s is offering 4 meals for $4.00 each!
“Spreading the Wealth”