Fatal shooting in North Miami? Quick! Whip up a batch of fudge!

pouring fudgeWSVN Channel 7’s Rosh Lowe just tweeted:

How’s Chief Lenny gonna ‘splain this one?

How will it affect his AWESOME crime rate?

Will his head cheerleader Michael Etienne, fresh off his feat of “disqualifying” the opposition, quickly spring into action to spin the stats?

Stay tuned, ‘cuz much, much more will be revealed.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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7 Comments

  1. Confused says:

    What was the delay? Why wasn’t that released immediately?

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    1. Stephanie Kienzle says:

      They’re working on it. LOL!

      Apparently, North Miami is the new NMB when it comes to disseminating information. Why do you think Chief Lenny got rid of his two experienced PIOs? DUH!

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  2. Stephanie Kienzle says:

    Still no press release. Crickets…

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  3. […] since Rosh Lowe’s tweet this morning eleven hours ago, I’ve been waiting for the story to […]

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  4. Stephanie Kienzle says:

    Still no press release? Hellooooo! North Miami PIO? Is anybody home?

    Didn’t think so.

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  6. […] him, protecting bad cops, getting even with cops who won’t play his game, playing loose with crime stats, keeping violent crimes under the radar and his latest attempt at misleading the public about an […]

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