Posted in Aventura Opa-locka

“I know I’m f*cked.”

That’s Peter Cruz’s story and he’s stickin’ to it! I just got the hot-off-the-presses arrest report of the Opa-Locka police major’s arrest for “driving under the influence.” The narrative would be one of the funniest things…

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Posted in Aventura Opa-locka

Just Cruz-in’ along…

Faithful North Miami Police Department watchers have always known it was bound to happen.  The former NMPD Bad Boy, Peter Cruz, just landed himself in a whole heap of trouble. After leaving North Miami for…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Hey, Chief Lenny. How are those Aventura crime stats working out for ya? (UPDATED)

WSVN 7News just reported that two twin 15-year old girls were shot early this morning in North Miami in the vicinity of northwest 122nd Street and 10th Avenue. The teenagers were transported to Jackson with…

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Posted in Miami Beach North Miami Beach

#DirtyPolitician Freebies

The Campaign Miami Beach commission candidate Mark Weithorn wants you to know that he cares about parking. In fact, he’s running on the campaign promise to solve all the parking problems in Miami Beach!

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Posted in Lauderdale Lakes North Miami Beach Opa-locka

Lauderdale Lakes: Land of gas stations, talky women and … Kelvin Baker?

Fresh from his resignation as City Manager of Opa-locka, Kelvin Baker has applied for a job in the equally dysfunctional City of Lauderdale Lakes. The tiny 3.64 square mile parcel (including its half square mile…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Frantzie Watch: Enough is finally ENOUGH!

While no one has seen fit to Baker Act North Miami Beach Councilcritter Frantz Pierre just yet, you’ll be happy to know that he’s not getting away with his insane lies and false accusations against…

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Posted in Miami Beach North Miami Beach

#DirtyPolitician Mark Weithorn is at it again!

Things are heating up on the campaign trail in Miami Beach, and #DirtyPolitician Mark Weithorn is even more desperate to discredit the competition. He may try to deny it, but the money trail suggests that…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

One man’s trash… Oh, wait! It’s not his trash!

North Miami resident and teacher Ossie Randle has a problem.  It seems that trash keeps piling up on the streets of his residential neighborhood, he surmises from passing cars, and complaints to the city have…

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Posted in North Miami Beach

Garbage Be Gone

Last Wednesday the craziest thing happened. A Waste Management truck pulled up behind my house and took my garbage away.

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Posted in North Miami Beach

LOVE THIS VIDEO!

I’ve watched this at least a dozen times and it never fails to make me smile.  I just had to share.

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