“I know I’m f*cked.”

Superbad-cops-drinkingThat’s Peter Cruz’s story and he’s stickin’ to it!

I just got the hot-off-the-presses arrest report of the Opa-Locka police major’s arrest for “driving under the influence.”

The narrative would be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life, except for the fact that Peter Cruz is a high ranking police official for a local police department.

CLICK HERE TO READ IT FOR YOURSELF:  DUI Arrest

Highlights include:

  • “The Defendant nearly fell off the fence.”
  • “He dropped his cell phone as he fumbled with it and left it on the ground.”
  • When asked to take “standardized field sobriety exercises,” he said, “I ain’t doing those tests man.”

But the best line of the report is when Peter Cruz was advised he was being arrested, he said, “I know I’m f*cked.”

I won’t give you a spoiler alert, but you gotta read Page 3 of the report about what happened after he was put in a holding cell at the Aventura Police Department.

Hint:  Cleanup in aisle 3!

Yeah, I’d say he’s most definitely f*cked.

Go home officerStephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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10 thoughts on ““I know I’m f*cked.”

  1. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Hey Peter, we’re all happy to see you pissed all over yourself. It’s about time especially since you’ve been shitting on other people your whole career.

  2. Peter Cruz deserves everything that can be thrown at him. If this had happened in North Miami probably nothing would have happened. He’s always been a jerk!

  3. I could be wrong, but I think this is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to a local police officer. Seriously, what was he thinking? Oh, never mind. He wasn’t.

  4. I found this very interesting post on your other blog:

    Sharon Solano August 31, 2015 8:07 pm Reply
    I dated Peter Cruz,when I met him he told me his wife had died 6 months earlier.I became suspicious of his story,so I googled her name she had died about 1 month before I met him.He was very proud of and made it a point to show me pictures of the crime scene investigation of when he had shot a black ma,he crippled the man and ended in jail,but told me 1 less Ni–ER to worry about.He also had collected 1 million dollars from Aventura Hospital,he made claims about his whife death blaming the hospital .When she took I’ll he dropped her off and when he returned later that day she had been pronounced dead.I don’t believe for one moment that the hospital was at falt,he showed me the empty bottle she drank of I believe tequila ,and kept it.I went to see one night a concert the Gypsy Kings on South Beach,he had told me he had to work,he just happen to show up with another woman,I had known threw mutual friends,so I ended dancing with her,I pulled her to the side and asked her,how do you know Peter,she said he is my boyfriend ,so I responded to her by saying that’s funny,he is my boyfriend to,and that Tommy Bahamma shirt he is wearing,I bought it for him,last night.I had to go to the bathroom he came into the ladies room,grabbed me by the throat,pinned me up against the wall and threatend my life.Jeff Keys,another creep,his best friend has a child that is disabled,his wife cares for the child while he works and has a girlfriend as well.Peter Cruz had also been in trouble,with a Saudi family,that are my clients.He thinks he is above the law,and is a Ass kisser.The girl he showed up with that night,he lives with for several years now at her home,I wonder if he kept his house in North Miami Homested Exempt.I currently and for the past,almost 4 years,I’m engaged to Rodney Ballentine the Retired Chief of Opa-Locka Police Department .I believe in Karma.I was to afraid to file a report against him for chocking me,I sometimes wonder if he treated his wife the same.

  5. Nobody cares. I don’t understand how everyone just looks the other way. No one cares that Chief Burgess email is on the Ashley Madison miami list. Or that Officer Antwone is back it flirting with women when working. Everyone pretends like they don’t know because it’s easier to ignore it.

  6. I can be grateful for one thing,that Peter ended to be sombody else is problem.I do own and operate a very successful business in Aventura,and I will say that our Police Department is “Aventuras Finest”.One funny thought crossed my mind today as I thought of how lucky I was,even though he chocked me in a women’s bathroom.His girlfriend had the one main important thing that I dident,a home (and more money)with a dock.Now he has plenty of time to go boating,and Build a Golfcourse out of her front yard,and hopefully add a Port-a-potty.He loves Golf,I think he landed the City car,with him drunk on the Aventura Golfcorse.After reading and yes,I was afraid to post my story,I know I did the right thing.Altho it is quite embarrassing that I ever dated this moron.I do hope for the people of Opa Locka,Jeff Keys,as he always told me is his best friend,will make better choices hiring to serve and protect the Community.I met Jeff several times at Peters house,he would come over while he was working.I was not impressed at all,Peter had told me about Jeff having a disabled child that his wife cares for,when Peter told me that he had a girlfriend also,I was disgusted.Peter is nobody’s friend,he is a ass kisser and I feel bad for all the victims out there.

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