Posted in Davie North Miami North Miami Beach

Election’s over, North Miami. Time to move to Davie.

North Miami residents, are you tired of public corruption, fixed elections, shady lobbyists and raw sewage in your living room? Well, we have a solution for you. North Miami’s last hope for salvation was outvoted…

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Posted in Davie

Davie Police Department: Saving Karter Tournament

Good afternoon everyone, One of our police officer’s 2 1/2 year old nephew is fighting stage IV cancer. Our police family is organizing a softball tournament fundraiser to assist the family. If you or anyone…

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Posted in Biscayne Park Davie Miramar North Miami Beach

FBI to Chief Lenny: “Leave it to the big boys. Crime Stats-‘Я’-Us!”

In case some people think I needlessly pick on Police Chief Leonard Burgess for the high crime in North Miami, check out the hot-off-the-presses March issue of the Biscayne Times. Just last week in my…

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Posted in Davie

That’s what campaign donations are for, Hillary!

The Miami Herald posted an article today regarding Hillary Clinton’s campaign stop at Broward College in Davie, Florida. The article noted, “William Cachinero, an assistant special agent in charge of the Miami field office for…

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Posted in Broward County Davie North Miami Beach

Our Top Story Tonight

The big news out of Davie, Florida is that the giant snail infestation appears to be stopped! The Sun-Sentinel reported yesterday that “The snails are on the run.” One week to the day that I…

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Posted in Broward County Davie North Miami Beach

2014 Year in Review, La troisième partie

July… …had me spending most of my time on social media. Despite the fact that there was a Special Election going on in North Miami, it was a typically slow summer month.  For excitement, I…

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Posted in Davie North Miami Beach Opa-locka

Oh, no! Not another Year In Review!

Yes, it’s time for one of those inevitable Year In Review columns that recap all the events of the previous twelve months that you probably hoped to forget. I’m not quite sure why I feel…

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Posted in Davie North Miami Beach

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

Those are “the nine most terrifying words in the English language,” according to President Reagan. While my encounter with the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles could hardly be described as terrifying, it…

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Posted in Davie

All About Davie

Let me tell you about my new home town. For one thing, there does not appear to be a blogger in The Town of Davie.  Not yet, anyway. Unless you consider the Sun Sentinel’s Davie…

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Posted in Davie North Miami Beach

Gone

In case you were wondering why it’s been so quiet around here lately, I’ve spent the last few weeks selling my North Miami Beach house and moving into my new one. As of one week…

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