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Chief Lenny Sets a Decoy

Yesterday morning, two men robbed a cell phone store in a strip mall in North Miami located at NW 119th Street and 7th Avenue. As NBC6 (and a gazillion other news outlets) reported, the store…

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Who wants to be a m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶ redneck?

In case you’re wondering about the true cost of the EEOC Mediated Settlement Agreement between the City of North Miami and Assistant Police Chief Laurence Juriga, wonder no more! In addition to a lump sum payment…

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Joe Geller: Lawyer, Politician, Corruptocrat Extraordinaire

When is a law firm not a law firm? Apparently, it all depends on Joseph S. Geller’s definition of the word “is.” Joe’s been scurrying around North Miami City Hall like a rat, trying to…

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Chief Lenny’s Self-Inflicted Media Crisis (Updated)

At his very first roll call after he was hired on December 4, 2014, former North Miami Beach Police Chief J. Scott Dennis told his troops, “No one talks to the blogger.” How do I…

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You might be a redneck if… (Updated)

North Miami Police Department Assistant Chief Larry Juriga got his panties twisted because former City Manager Aleem Ghany allegedly  referred to him as a “redneck.” He was also upset that Aleem allegedly  said that two…

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Chief Lenny’s Loyalty Rewards Program

When it comes to requesting public records from the City of North Miami, I’ve learned that if at first you don’t succeed, bug the crap out of them.  If they don’t want you to find…

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Chief Lenny’s C̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶l̶u̶n̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ Gift Cards for Guns!

In anticipation of New Year’s Eve, Police Chiefs all over Miami-Dade County have been on the news warning against “celebratory” gunfire and reminding the public about gun safety. At the North Miami Police Department, however,…

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Porn Ruins. Or Something.

As if North Miami didn’t have enough scandals to deal with, Babacar M’bow’s career as the director and curator of the Museum of Contemporary Art came to a screeching halt today amid accusations of sexual…

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Frantzie Watch: Let the con games b̶e̶g̶i̶n̶ continue!

North Miami Beach “Councilman” Frantz Pierre is up to his old “non-profit” scams once again. As I first reported in La Maison de Pierre on March 28, 2013, two of his cronies managed to pilfer…

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Merry Christmas!

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