Category: North Miami Beach
Gentle Reader Distressed by Unruly Mob
Dear Miss Manners, I’ve been an active voter in North Miami Beach since Ronald Reagan was President. I’ve voted in every municipal election since then, but I’ve noticed a disturbing trend in the past several…
Frantzie Watch: “IT WASN’T ME!”
Of all the lame excuses, and outright lies, told by North Miami Beach Councilcritter Frantz Pierre, a/k/a Weasel, the one he told the press yesterday really takes the cake! But the good news is that…
NMB BREAKING NEWS: FRANTZ PIERRE GOES FREAKING POSTAL!
We interrupt everything in North Miami Beach for some breaking news! What North Miami Beach Councilcritter Frantz Pierre did yesterday positively defies words. He has outdone himself with his overblown sense of power. I’ll follow…
Frantzie Gump, the Yiddishe Bubbe and the Kindergarten Kop
A Jewish community group held a North Miami Beach candidates forum last night. As expected, council members Frantz Pierre and Phyllis Smith were shamelessly lying and pandering for votes. Speaking in the third person, Frantz…
Shilling for Phyllis
In an incredible twist of irony, Miami-Dade County Commissioner Sally Heyman, who has obviously been recruited to shill for North Miami Beach Councilwoman Phyllis Smith, penned a letter to the Miami Herald. Heyman claimed that…
NMB Sign Wars
Of all the critical issues that candidates for the North Miami Beach City Council should be discussing, the biggest problem on the campaign trail is keeping Code Enforcement on Sign Patrol. Since election season started,…
Frantzie Watch: Pants on fire!
Yep! That’s some Role Model all right! Is anyone surprised that North Miami Beach Councilcritter Frantz Pierre’s newest four page, full color mailer is nothing but a Campaign of Lies? Then again, this is the…
Phyllis Smith: Conduct Most Unbecoming!
In the race to oust incumbent North Miami Beach Councilwoman Phyllis Smith, two of her opponents have bent over backward to be cordial to each other. They’ve been equally as cordial to Phyllis, even though…
C̶h̶i̶e̶f̶ ̶L̶e̶n̶n̶y̶ The PBA Endorses…
Since North Miami Councilman Scott Galvin is running unopposed, and Mayor Smith Joseph’s challenger, Jean Marcellus, was disqualified when his qualifying check bounced, the City Council election has been narrowed down to one race. There…
Is it “Black Monday” yet?
Football is not a sport for whiners or crybabies. Players must prove themselves worthy or they get cut from the team. There are no participation trophies in the NFL. Head coaches also have a job…
