We are SO not Sweetwater!
Nearly three years ago on May 28, 2011, Random Pixels published a column entitled, Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years. He followed that up on December 8, 2011 with Sweetwater…still dirty after all these years…
Darwin Awards: There’s a contender born every minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a brand new Darwin Award contender. According to an NBC Miami article just posted, Hollywood Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Buttocks, the contest for a 2014 winner is still wide…
Two loving cats need a good home. Please help! (Reposted from 9/1/13)
My name is Belen Leon, I really need help finding a loving home for my two cats, Thiago and Mango. I’ve had them for 5 years now and it breaks our hearts, but my mom…
Speaking of Christmas and Slumlords…
Following in the North Miami tradition of just making up rules as you go along, I am officially declaring that Easter Sunday is the last day you can legally hang outdoor Christmas lights on your…
An Unindicted Mayor and his Sidekick Nephew
The fictitious trial date of January 21, 2014 set for the FELONY trial of Ricardo Brutus has come and gone. In case anyone has forgotten, and for those who still care, Brutus is the nephew/campaign…
North Miami: Say “Yes” to MOCA, “No” to Charter School
In case you need one more argument against building a charter school in North Miami, look no further than the city’s own Middle School. In case you need one more argument for keeping the Museum…
Miami Herald: City arborist serves by tending the trees in North Miami Beach
Posted on Wed, Apr. 16, 2014 City arborist serves by tending the trees in North Miami Beach By Patricia Sagastume The Miami Herald Drive the streets of North Miami Beach with the city arborist, Carlos…
Way to go, Joe!
If you blinked, you missed it. Within two hours – literally – the Miami Dade Commission on Ethics and Public Trust found probable cause against a public official and then dropped all charges. Way to…
The Three Racketeers Ride Again
Only in Opa-locka can a lobbyist be charged with racketeering and unlawful compensation, stand trial for seven years, and then cop a plea, go from “convicted felon” to “community activist” in sixty seconds flat. Yeah,…
The Miami Herald’s Deathwatch continues, courtesy of Random Pixels
While I spent my Sunday morning trolling the internet LMAO, and the rest of the day on other self-absorbed, non-productive activities (and, yeah, it was nice to check out for a day), the more serious…
