Oh, lighten up!
I’m feeling really silly today. It’s a lot better than the pity party I hosted for myself the other night. And yet somehow, a good three hour cry is strangely satisfying. Puffy eyes and all….
NBC Miami: Suspect Arrested in Murder
Suspect Arrested in Murder of Man Who Tried To Break Up Fight at Baptism Party: North Miami Beach Police Louis Kenson Avril, 26, of North Miami faces several charges, police said By Edward B. Colby …
Sweetwater: We don’t need no First Amendment!
As hard as it is for me to imagine, there are people out there who don’t like to be in the spotlight. They just want to live their lives quietly, under the radar and as…
WOO HOO! NMBPD featured in Bloomberg Businessweek article!
Features Beware of Gangsters Filing Tax Returns By David Wolman January 09, 2014 The white Cadillac on NE 167th Street in North Miami Beach had darkly tinted windows. In Florida opaque car windows are illegal,…
Woofers, Tweeters and the Numbers Game
The North Miami Beach Police Department’s tweets commenced. Not on Monday, as Pattypan predicted: But, commenced
RP does it again!
Yet another reason why… Tuesday, January 07, 2014 Miami Herald to readers: ‘We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed’ It’s easier to order a pizza by phone in Miami than it is to…
HOLY CRAP STOP THE PRESSES!
UPDATE: At 1:03 pm, I received a press release from the NMBPD. Click here. ———————————————————————————————- In less than an hour after I posted the column claiming that North Miami Beach is in dire need of…
MIA: NMB PIO
I know that North Miami Beach has budget problems. Everyone knows this. The general employees know it. The police employees know it. The feral cats that hang around the back of the Public Works Department…
Murder update. (NMBPD: Is anyone home?)
Contrary to the popular belief that these are “slow news times,” by now you probably know that North Miami Beach had its first murder of the year early this morning. You also know that you…
Breaking: Murder in North Miami Beach
Sources inside the NMB Police Department just advised me that there was a street brawl which resulted in a murder at approximately 4:00 this morning at Northeast 158 Street and 15 Avenue. Witnesses told police…
