Strike One!
It’s Spring Training Season in Major League Baseball. Florida’s Grapefruit League’s first pre-season game starts today between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Detroit Tigers. Baseball fans can hardly contain their excitement! In the Florida…
“You Didn’t Build That”
Former-former-former North Miami Beach mayor Jeffrey Mishcon was noted for saying, “If you don’t build it, they won’t come.” He was right. Nothing was built during his sixteen year term, and nobody came. He fought…
Truth in Advertising
Now that we’re all well informed about what really goes on in Asian “massage” parlors, my peeps and I decided that what this industry needs is some Truth in Advertising. AMPs all over the world…
Rumors?
You know the good news/bad news drill. The bad news is that two of North Miami Police veteran officers won’t be able to give Kimmie the Key Holder a ride-along, a handcuffing or a Mickey…
Kimmie Gets to be Kop for a Day
Not that we’d know it by reading the Miami Herald, but across the pond, The New Key-holding Kween of the City Kim Kardashian made news in the UK because of her recent ride-along with the…
Silence! I sue you!
Last year my daughter bought tickets for my husband and I to go with her and a group of her friends to see a comedian/ventriloquist by the name of Jeff Dunham. I had no idea…
DMV comes to NMB
Sgt. Richard Silberman of the North Miami Beach Police Department distributed the following message: The Florida Department of Motor Vehicles will have their mobile services set up in the lobby of the North Miami Beach…
Ambassador Rodman: I ♥ NMB
North Miami may claim Kim Kardashian as its Goodwill Ambassador, but North Miami ain’t got nuthin’ on NMB! We have our very own international representative to help bring fame and glory to our humble city…
“Save North Miami Beach!”
The Mayor and Council of North Miami Beach received an email today from one J. Anthony Davis, asking them to “save Greynolds Park!” Apparently, the mere thought of building a (YIKES!) ten story commercial building…
I think Shakespeare was on to something…
The Lawyer to the Criminal Stars does it again! North Miami Beach EX-mayor Myron Rosner was scheduled to stand trial this morning for his FOUR FELONIES and FIVE MISDEMEANORS before Judge Bertila Soto. Those of…
