Chief Lenny’s Delusional Moment
Did any of y’all know that the City of North Miami had its own YouTube Channel? I didn’t, either. But I happened to come across it when I googled Arthur Sorey’s name for my last…
Art Sorey, The Man Who Would be K̶i̶n̶g̶ City Manager
Arthur “Duke” Sorey is on a mission. He wants to be the City Manager of North Miami so desperately, he can practically taste his next pay raise. On the day the Mayor and Council were…
More troubles in Opa-locka? (UPDATED)
Opa-locka’s already tarnished reputation just took a turn for the worse. Ever since the feds raided its government offices on March 10, 2016, South Florida’s shadiest little city has become the national poster child for…
Chief Lenny’s Legacy
In his resignation letter, the outgoing North Miami Chief of Police Leonard Burgess claims that he made North Miami “a safer place to live, learn, work and play.” Let’s put that statement to a “PolitiFact”…
Chief Lenny’s Resignation: The End of an Error
Now that we’ve all had time to let the good news of Chief Lenny’s resignation sink in, let’s give him the farewell tribute he so richly deserves. For starters, did anyone notice that the still-serving…
NORTH MIAMI BREAKING NEWS: CHIEF LENNY RESIGNS! (UPDATED)
HELLA GOOD NEWS: CHIEF LENNY’S OUTTA HERE! Yeah, I know. That was so bitchy of me. But, I really just couldn’t help myself. Besides, Mondays don’t get any better than this!
Class Envy, NoMi Style: J Ro versus the Po-Po
Career politicians and their hired cronies like to use the Great Recession as the perfect excuse to rape public pensions, even as they continue to gorge off the government trough themselves. Their depletion of the…
Franzie Watch: Sneaky Pierre and Sleazy Joe, doin’ what comes naturally
The day North Miami Beach faux-councilman Frantz Pierre and corrupt lawyer-slash-politican Joe Geller joined forces, it was a match made in heaven. Or, I should say, in hell. The lawsuit engineered by Frantz to take over…
Chief Lenny’s Epic Fail
When is a “fail” not a “fail?” When Chief Lenny and his crack Spin Squad concoct a new definition for the word “fail.” Hey, if Bill Clinton can redefine the word “is,” fair game, right?…
Frantzie Watch: Livin’ The Thug Life
I can’t even count the number of people who have whispered to me that Frantz Pierre has directly or indirectly threatened them with bodily harm or worse. As laughable as it may seem, this buffoon…
