Disgraced, humiliated, and ousted from office, former North Miami Beach mayor Myron Rosner still doesn’t get it.  As despised as he is in our city, he’s cluelessly threatening a comeback of sorts.  He showed up at tonight’s City Council meeting and I was immediately texted by several members of my posse, “He’s baaaaack!”  I quickly turned on the live feed on the city’s website but missed Myron’s appearance, his second in as many meetings.

One of my peeps texted me that Myron claimed he had formed some sort of civic group and that he’s “appealing.”  I assume he was referring to his appeal of the Code Enforcement Board’s three orders to comply with his various violations, as I reported in The Pox of NMB. (And his little wife, too).

I was told that Myron also mentioned that he has a new website, but no amount of googling revealed one.  I did, however, go to the Florida Department of State’s Division of Corporations website, a/k/a sunbiz.org, and searched Myron’s name.  Lo and behold, he formed a non-profit corporation on June 11, 2012.  Myron is the sole Officer/Director of the corporation, as well as the Registered Agent.

And what, you might ask, is the name of this non-profit corporation?

Put down your coffee cup and hold your sides to keep them from splitting.

Are you ready?

Myron Rosner, one of the most corrupt public officials ever to grace a government office in the State of Florida, formed a non-profit corporation called …. drum roll, please …

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CITIZENS UNITED FOR TRUTH & EQUITABLE GOVERNMENT, INC

I told you to put down your cup!  Now, go wipe your coffee off your computer screen.  I’ll wait.

Better?

If you’re done laughing, I’ll close this bloglet by stating the obvious.  How is it even remotely possible that the crude, rude, lying sack of poop who was run out of office because of his corrupt and bullying ways, actually thinks he knows anything about “truth” or “equitable government?”  Only one word comes to mind:

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”