101 uses for the Miami Herald

Bird cage linerI guess we can officially name this the “Bash the Herald Week at VotersOpinion,” because here comes another jab at my favorite rag.

Today’s Editorial, Ferreting out fraud addresses the voter fraud problem we have here in Miami-Dade County.  The Editor discusses the Elections Department’s refusal to comply with the grand jury recommendations to secure absentee ballot requests by requiring a user login and password, which I already reported in Absentee ballot fraud? No worries, voters. Penelope Townsley’s got your back!

In a rare and surprising move, the Editor of the Miami Herald criticized the Miami-Dade County Elections Department.

Kinda.

Sorta.

But not really.

The Editor acknowledges Elections Supervisor Penelope Townsley’s claim that compliance would cost too much money (even though I’ve been advised by website experts that her numbers don’t add up), and that “beefing up the back end of the computer software won’t cost the county any money.”  He cautions that “the elections department has to stay two steps ahead” of the fraudsters, and cites the 500 fraudulent ballots “linked to aids to U.S. Rep. Joe Garcia.”

The Miami Herald Editor then goes on to praise State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle for her “strong assist” in fighting voter fraud with “her task force of police officers” and “phalanx of prosecutors.”

Yes, I’m still laughing at that one.

Considering how ferociously she’s been prosecuting the case against Deisy Cabrera, the Hialeah boletera, we all know that KFR considers tackling absentee ballot fraud her top priority.

While he gushes over Rundle’s sudden interest in corruption, has the Herald Editor bothered to ask her if her crack “task force,” headed by Jose Arroyo, has gotten any results in any of their rigorous investigations of voter fraud?  We already know that the Cabrera case is stuck in limbo, but what about all the others?  Surely they’ve come up with something worth prosecuting.  Anything?

(Unlike the Herald, this investigative non-reporter, a/k/a Just a Blogger, is following up on some tips about Kathy’s “task force” and what they’re doing about voter fraud and public corruption.  If my leads pan out, I hope to have an interesting, if not eye-opening, expose.  Stay tuned.)

The Editor of the Miami Herald was on target in asserting that “you can’t overstate the value of maintaining the integrity of the election process,” and claiming that “it’s up to the county to ensure that the real costs aren’t instead a corruptible – or corrupted – election process.”

Unfortunately, he goes on to blame the “GOP-majority Legislature” for not enacting a state law “regarding the collection of an absentee ballot” because it might “cut into their political advantage.”

Because no Democrat is even remotely capable of committing absentee ballot fraud, right?  Certainly not Rep. Joe Garcia, D-Fla.

As usual, instead of focusing on the non-partisan problem of voter fraud, which cuts across party lines, the Herald Editor just had to lob a zinger at Republicans.

Almost daily I resist the urge to go all GOP on you guys because I know I’d lose a good portion of my readers if I did that.  It would be extremely foolish of me to risk pissing off my audience.  Instead, I tackle problems that have nothing to do with partisan politics, such as fraud and corruption.  Most issues, especially local ones, transcend partisanship.

And yet, the Miami Herald’s Editor hasn’t figured out why it’s struggling to stay in business.  Between not aggressively going after the very real problem of voter fraud, and alienating half its readership with a one-sided view of politics, the Miami Herald continues to prove its irrelevance.

On the upside, it’s still good for lining kitty litter boxes and bird cages.

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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12 thoughts on “101 uses for the Miami Herald

  1. MD-C is a home charter county and can write its own rules on ABs. It doesn’t have to wait for Tallahassee to do something.

  2. No one wants to act on their own anymore. They will have no one to blame. Besides, it’s a no-win situation. If you require a user name and a password it will be considered too “high tech”. Yeah, I know…they allow these people to vote. Sigh.

  3. Steph,
    If you’re afraid of pissing off your readers if they knew you were right wing, why did you just reveal it? And why do you have the link to your “‘Just a Blogger’ Slays Media Mediasaurus” article? You haven’t left yourself much more to hide.
    Fred

    1. Fred, I’ve never hidden the fact that I’m a fiscal conservative. Actually, I’m more of a libertarian, even though I’m a registered Republican. The link to my “Just a Blogger” column is to the national website I sometimes write for. The Webmaster (who happens to share my views) posted it, as he did most of the videos on the right (no pun intended). However, I don’t write about partisan politics on this blog because this is about local political fraud and corruption. I try to be as fair to both sides as possible. If you’ve read any of my past blogs, you’ll know I’m just as critical of Republicans as I am of Democrats. Stupid is still stupid, regardless of party affiliation. As far as I’m concerned there’s enough stupid going on in Washington right now on both sides of the aisle!

      By the way, I went to the Biscayne Park meeting and the door was locked. No one was there!! I waited until 7:30 and finally left. What was that all about?

      1. Stephanie,

        Did you go to the Village Hall, or the Ed Burke Recreation Center on NE 9th Court and 114th Street where the meeting was held?

          1. I have no idea how to change the icon, but I will ask The Webmaster! I don’t like any of them, either.

          2. FYI, the Icons have now been removed from the postings. I guess the webmaster decided to inactivate this feature????

        1. I now know I was at the wrong place. Story of my life.

          I will make it a point to attend your next meeting now that I know where I’m supposed to go.

  4. I stopped reading the Miami Herald online…I got tired of the site wanting me to pay. Thank goodness for local bloggers 🙂

    1. Karin, the weird thing about the online Herald is that getting to a specific article is hit or miss. Sometimes I can get right to it and other times I get a popup asking me to sign in. I find that when I access Herald sites directly from a Facebook link, I have no problem. I’m still trying to figure out how and why that happens.

      1. The Webmaster probably removed the old icons since you didn’t like them (and I didn’t, either). He’s probably trying to find a new set of icons. What I don’t understand is how some people have their own icons and the rest of us have none. I’m an admin for this website, but I still can’t figure out how to do a lot of the stuff, and that’s one of them. I will call The Webmaster tonight to find out what’s going on. Thanks!

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