After all the speakers came up to the podium to talk about the mugshot issue (which I’ll blog about later on), at last there was some comic relief.
The final speaker, who called himself Mr. Watson.
He spoke on behalf of the United Religions of Earth.
He claimed that he came here to “fulfill bible prophesy.”
He also claimed that the City of North Miami Beach stole thousands of dollars from him.
Or from his lawn.
I hurt myself laughing.
That was three minutes I’ll never get back.
But it was worth it every one of them.
“Spreading the Wealth”