LMAO News Briefs

Felonious Myron Update!

I'll decide in the carSpeaking of criminals, North Miami Beach EX-Mayor/FELONY Defendant Myron Rosner’s trial was continued yet again.

Thanks, Ben Kuehne!

On January 9, 2015, despite the fact that his trial was supposed  to start on February 17, 2015, according to the latest docket update, another  new trial date was set for April 6, 2015.

However…

On January 22, 2015, the trial date was pushed even further to April 13, 2015.

As if that’s  gonna happen.

So, yeah.  I’m LMAO!

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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Budget!

City Manager Kelvin Baker Photo: Miami Herald

City Manager Kelvin Baker – Photo: Miami Herald

The City Commission Clowns of Opa-locka still haven’t quite figured out how budgets work.

As the Miami Herald reported in City manager: Opa-locka can’t afford $500 holiday bonuses given to employees, the Commissioners voted to give all city employees a $125K Christmas gift even though it wasn’t in the budget.

City Manager Kelvin Baker told his bosses “that the city couldn’t afford to pay for the bonuses,” but the Geniuses on the Dais ignored his warning and voted to approve the expense anyway.

On top of that, the Commission still has to figure out how to pay $15,000.00 worth of private legal bills for two of its own members, which they voted to approve last month.

Under the promise of anonymity, one Commissioner stated, “Of course there’s money!  We still have blank checks.”

duhOkay, I made line that up.

But, yeah.  I’m LMAO!

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And, finally,

Confidential to my “Secret Admirer” in North Miami:

I'm always rightI know exactly what you’re up to.

You’ve been busy spreading rumors and innuendos in a desperate attempt to discredit me.

Good luck with that.

While you’re at it, keep in mind that facts are inconvenient things.

And public records are forever.

Just saying.

LMAOAnd, yeah.  I’m LMAO!

Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”

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