Last night’s Coronation, I mean Inauguration, of Queen Lucie, a/k/a Mayor Coco Douce, was such a three ring circus, the only thing missing were the rings. And the clowns. Unless, of course, North Miami city attorney hopeful Frank Wolland wore his annual costume to the shindig.
As a study in contrast, on May 28, 2013, the North Miami Beach City Council held a special meeting for the purpose of inducting newly elected Councilman Tony DeFillipo and to swear in the two re-elected incumbents, Beth Spiegel and Barbara Kramer. The sedate and solemn ceremony took a grand total of 35 minutes. The most touching moment was when Councilman DeFillipo was sworn in by his father, former Councilman Kenny DeFillipo.
Compare that stately celebration to the boisterous, raucous and frankly, distasteful spectacle hosted by the outgoing corruptocrat mayor Andre Pierre, who can’t seem to get enough of himself since he started “stepping down” from his seat on May 28, 2013 to boisterous, raucous and, frankly, distasteful fanfare, only to be replaced by a boisterous, raucous and, frankly, distasteful seat-filler, so she can keep it warm until the next election. As a bonus round, in Lucie’s case, the seat will be douce, too!
King Andre wrestled with the reins for a full two weeks before finally turning them over to the Town Trollop. And, even then, on the fifteenth day he still wouldn’t rest. From what I’ve been told, he grandstanded the entire evening, periodically bursting into orgasmic cries of “I love Lucie!” at inappropriate moments. This is not surprising coming from the most inappropriate human being ever to sit in the North Miami mayoral perch since the city’s inception.
Expecting a huge crowd, the city rented North Miami Senior High School’s auditorium to accommodate an overfilled to capacity crowd in what can only be described as a fire hazard. Bodies were spilling into the aisles, along the walls and in the doorways, while those who were late to the party were forced to wait outside.
Unbeknownst to newly elected Councilwoman Carol Keys, a Coming-In Party for Mayor Coco Douce was planned to immediately follow the Coronation. Guests were treated to mountains of catered foods and entertained by not one, but two, bands, all courtesy of the North Miami taxpayers. (Note to North Miami Citizens: I suggest you ask city manager Stephen Johnson for a receipt so you can claim this expense as a tax deduction.) My sources cannot even begin to estimate the cost of this extravaganza.
As a parting shot, Andre penned a glowing homage to himself in a long, self-serving email yesterday as a gift to the unwashed masses who he was able to bamboozle for the last four years. I could not do this diatribe justice, so you’ll just have to read it here: ANDRE’S GIFT TO MANKIND
In any event, unless the results of the 2013 North Miami municipal election are overturned due to voter fraud or lack of North Miami residency by the North Miami mayor, the poor residents are stuck with Andre Pierre 2.0 for the next two years.
If you are one of the 20,948 voters who stayed home on election day, feel free kick yourselves in the ass right about now.
Stephanie Kienzle
“Spreading the Wealth”
When you are nothing, and you come from nothing the smallest thing seems like a monumental achievement. Simply put, the Andre Pierre’s and Lucie Coco Douches have no significant achievements and they identify with these small city appointments as their crowning glory. They come from a country where one generation back their relatives were walking barefoot, carrying fruit on their head and pissing in the street.
Someone takes their council appointments as North Miami citizens to serve and improve the city. They understand the concept of what a city elected official is. Pierre and La Douche are tuned in to radio WIFM- “what’s in it for me”. They need to toot their own horns loudly because without these titles they’re really nothing.
Of course there is always the kick back and one hand washes the other of hiring catering from Cafe Moca et al where Pierre has a financial interest.
Wake up North Miami! “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss” isn’t just a line in a song for you.
I was thinking the same exact thing!! These “darkies” were less than nothing back home in Haiti where the lighter you are, the higher up you are in society. But they come here to oppress, exploit and steal from their fellow countrymen and women while claiming racism. Check out this article, written by a Haitian for Haitians: http://www.potomitan.info/vedrine/racism.php