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Sullivan Kienzle for North Miami Beach City Council!

BREAKING NEWS:  My dog, Sullivan “Sully” Kienzle, has decided to throw his hat, er, his bone, in the ring and run for North Miami Beach City Council. Unlike Poser Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson, Sully actually lives…

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One more thing

Me again. Sorry to bother you, but I’m sitting here ROFLMAO.  This is too good not to share. How funny is it that North Miami Beach Faux City Council candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson is just…

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Can we talk?

Okay, yeah.  I am such a bitch.  I admit it.  But, hey, I’m so damn good at it, it’s like a calling to me.  Why fight it? So, “Yve.”  Sweetie.  Can we talk?  Girlfriend to…

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Ydiots Among Us

We’ve already established that North Miami Beach City Council Class Clown Frantz Pierre IS the dimmest bulb in the chandelier.  A close contender for Ydiot of the Year is his protege/faux city council candidate, Yvenoline…

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Let’s play “Family Values”

“People with no moral compass can easily compromise the principles they claim they have and seamlessly justify doing so.” – Stephanie Kienzle Those of us who are disgusted with rampant fraud and corruption in government…

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YVENOLINE DARGENSON, YOU ARE SO BUSTED!

As I reported in The Carpetbagger of NMB, there is undisputed proof that North Miami Beach Council candidate Yvenoline Dargenson not only does not live in North Miami Beach, but she doesn’t live in Miami-Dade…

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Skyscrapers and Unicorns

After I published my column, Hippies on the Grass, a good friend of mine, with whom I usually agree on most political issues, sent me an email stating, “What is your point?  Read the 1st…

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Letter from an NMB Oldtimer

I promised a reader that I would publish his letter on my website, so here it is: Dear Stephanie, I’m nearly getting a bald spot from continuously scratching my head after I occasionally choose to…

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Hippies on the Grass

A couple of days ago, the Miami Herald published an article entitled, North Miami Beach protesters rally against hotel by Greynolds Park.  According to the article, “on Sunday, nearly forty protestors showed up at the…

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NMB’s Insane Clown (of Code Compliance) Posse

As I mentioned in my column Welcome to My Ghetto!, with all the crappy looking properties in North Miami Beach you’d think Code Enforcement would be busy nailing people for things like junk in the…

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