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OMG! Another Contender?

So many idiots, so little time! Even though I could easily imagine David Letterman having a field day with this story, it’s really not funny.  Fortunately, the baby is going to be okay, but the…

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VotersOpinion Darwin Award Nominee of the Month

After crashing through the gates of a charter school in Pembroke Pines early this morning*, Emilio Espinoza-Rojas decided a police cruiser was fair game.  According to the news stories just posted on Channel 6,  Channel…

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Before it’s news…

…it’s on Twitter! Now you don’t have to wait for the media to hear about the crime reports in North Miami Beach.  Our Police Department has its very own Twitter page that you can follow…

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There Will Be Sales

Even though I only subscribe to the Miami Herald’s Sunday edition, there was a huge wrapped bundle of newspaper on my lawn Thanksgiving morning.  (Apparently, this was a special holiday “gift” to Sunday-only subscribers.)  I…

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Black Friday? Seriously? LMAO!

Let me be perfectly clear on this.  I do not “celebrate” Black Friday.  I can think of a million things I’d rather be doing than fighting traffic, waiting in line and elbowing my way through…

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Just one more reason…

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‘Tis the season to be scammed!

In case you’re not aware by now, you need to beware of internet scams.  As computer savvy as I think I am, about two or three years ago I opened an email that claimed to…

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You are the MacIntosh of my eye

A conversation I had yesterday with a friend about social media in general, and Twitter in particular, got me thinking about how fast our world has changed in only the last twenty years.  When I…

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Misplaced Priorities: Throwing teachers and cops under the bus

I started out my unintended career as a legal secretary by filling a “temporary” receptionist job while waiting for my big break on Broadway, or the silver screen, whichever came first.  I figured it was…

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Village Idiot Update

As fate (or luck) would have it, a tip just fell in my lap and it was too good not to share.  It seems that yesterday’s Village Idiot of the Day is not your ordinary…

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