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Team Apocalypse ready to burn it all down. Welcome to the “new” North Miami Beach! (Part 4)

Don’t say we didn’t warn you, because we did. Right after the November election, we predicted the coming North Miami Beach Apocalypse, and that dreaded day has finally arrived.  As expected, the four Horsemen of…

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Scraping the bottom of the barrel. Welcome to the “new” North Miami Beach! (Part 3)

If you ask anyone to describe the now-former North Miami Beach City Manager Esmond Scott, you’re sure to hear the words honest, ethical, fair, dignified, and most of all, a gentleman. Esteemed author, historian, and…

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The End of Democracy. Welcome to the “new” North Miami Beach! (Part 2)

In our previous column, we told you that North Miami Beach Commissioners Paule Villard, McKenzie Fleurimond, Michael Joseph, and their Puppet Commissioner Daniela Jean conspired decided to fire the 75-member full service law firm of…

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Complicity, incompetence and stupidity on the dais. Welcome to the “new” North Miami Beach! (Part 1)

If you’ve been suspecting that North Miami Beach Commissioner Paule Villard is a manipulative liar (and terminally stupid), last Thursday night’s commission meeting will eliminate all doubt. Paule’s Item 16.1 on the Agenda, vaguely entitled…

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BREAKING NEWS! SHAM LAWYER LUIS E. SUAREZ WITHDRAWS AS “COUNSEL” FOR NORTH MIAMI BEACH!

Thursday’s resignation of North Miami Beach City “Attorney” Hans Ottinot has also resulted in the withdrawal of his illegally hired “counsel,” Sham Lawyer Luis E. Suarez. Suarez purported to represent the City in two separate…

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BREAKING NEWS!!! HANS OTTINOT RESIGNS AS NORTH MIAMI BEACH CITY “ATTORNEY!”

Effective Friday, March 17, 2023, Hans Ottinot will no longer be the Sham Attorney of North Miami Beach! He just now tendered his resignation letter to the Mayor and Commission.   Stephanie  

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Once again North Miami Beach Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard breaks the law. And this time she has a new accomplice!

It’s campaign season in North Miami Beach, and while most of the candidates are following all the rules, as expected Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard has no regard for any of them. Chapter XXIV, Article XIII,…

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BREAKING NEWS! The North Miami Beach Police Department’s union being bullied into endorsing Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard

We just received a tip that IUPA, the union representing the North Miami Beach Police Department, is being bullied into endorsing Criminal Commissioner Paule Villard in her bid for re-election. We’re also told that the…

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BREAKING NEWS! Here are the details of Duke Sorey’s top secret party to sell off North Miami Beach property!

ATTENTION NORTH MIAMI BEACH RESIDENTS! Did you get your invitation sent out late this afternoon from North Miami Beach City Manager Arthur “Duke” Sorey inviting you “to attend a Pre-Solicitation Launch Event for the Dieffenbach…

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Breaking News: North Miami Beach Police Chief submits his letter of resignation (Updated 2X)

According to an email I just received, Jewish Community activist Alan Sakowitz sent out a newsletter this morning advising his readers that North Miami Beach Police Chief Richard Rand, “On the morning of November 4, 2021,…

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