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Little J̶o̶h̶n̶n̶y̶ Mitch wants a strip club

Prostitution is commonly referred to as the World’s Oldest Profession.  Politics is mostly likely the second oldest.  Based on the sleaze factor alone, it’s a toss up between lawyers and lobbyists as to which profession…

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Frantzie Watch: A Legend in His Own Mind

I mentioned in my last column that when it comes to North Miami Beach City Council meetings, always expect the unexpected. Sure enough, during Tuesday night’s meeting (hour 53:14 of the video), Mayor George Vallejo…

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Team Irony at your Service

I saw this cartoon on Facebook and LMAO!  Don’t worry.  This column is not going to be about man-made “global warming” or “climate change” or whatever phrase du jour the weather alarmists are using now,…

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Blah, blah, blah. January sucks.

Especially considering that the Gators weren’t even invited to a single Bowl game, however obscure.  I mean, seriously.  Not even The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?  How pathetic is that? Even more pathetic, I wrote a…

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NMB/NM Year in Review: A Few Parting Thoughts.

Despite my high hopes in August, the Gators limped their way through a Bowl-less season.  The Dolphins aren’t faring much better, but tomorrow’s make or break game (with some help from a losing Baltimore or…

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Get rejuvenated in NMB!

If I wasn’t too busy focusing on the Business Tax Receipt request by the North Miami Beach strip club Black Diamonds at the last City Council meeting on December 17, 2013, I would have paid…

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Welcome to Crazy Town, NMB

I hope you’re comfortable and have plenty of time to sit for a while because this blog is a long one.  I apologize in advance, but last night’s North Miami Beach City Council meeting was…

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Still “NO!”

As you know, the North Miami Beach strip club “Black Diamonds” will be coming before the City Council this evening to request extended business hours from 4:00 to 6:00 am.  Again.  They are nothing if…

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Not just no. HELL NO!

Some folks have a really hard time when they’re told they can’t get what they want.  Reactions to the word “no” can range anywhere from an out and out temper tantrum to passive aggressive retaliation…

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The more things change…

Last night I received a copy of a Memorandum dated October 12, 1989 from then North Miami Beach City Manager Michael J. Roberto to the Mayor and Council.  Even though this document was written a little…

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