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Shit Just Got Personal

Being the honest-to-a-fault person that my mother always complained about, I have a thing about liars.  It’s personal.  When someone lies to my face, I literally see red.  I absolutely, positively, without a freaking doubt…

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You Got Served!

OMG! It took an entire week, but Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson has FINALLY been served!  IT’S ABOUT FREAKING TIME! Since Councilwoman Beth Spiegel filed her lawsuit against the Faux North Miami Beach candidate, she’s been desperately…

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The Rise and Fall of Michael Etienne

I know this is hard to believe, but as cynical as I am, I always try to give people the benefit of the doubt.  Until they screw me over, of course.  Then watch out. Despite…

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Oh, yes she did!

She most certainly did say that. I’m still reeling after reading the racist rant posted on Facebook by the daughter of North Miami Beach council candidate Jean D. Berrouet.  I guess this only proves that…

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OMIGOD! She did NOT say that, did she?

Let’s get rid of the white people??? The plot thickens in the push to get North Miami Beach councilman Frantz Pierre’s puppets elected into office.  I just got a glimpse of how his two candidates,…

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“Yve” Update

Just so NON-RESIDENT Faux North Miami Beach council candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson doesn’t think I forgot her, I decided to bring you the Daily Dargenson Report.  I’ll give you snippets about our NON-RESIDENT Candidate Dumbass…

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Where in the World is Yvenoline Dargenson?

In yesterday’s column, All About Yve, I wrote that the only way North Miami Beach NON-RESIDENT Faux Candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson will communicate with ACTUAL RESIDENTS of North Miami Beach is if they’re on Facebook….

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Hey, Yvie! Two can play the Facebook game!

Too bad you suck at it.  Just saying. Stephanie Kienzle “Spreading the Wealth”

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All About Yve

As I mentioned in my earlier column, North Miami Beach’s NON-RESIDENT faux candidate Yvenoline “Yve” Dargenson did not show up at last night’s candidate forum in Eastern Shores.  This particular forum is usually the kick…

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Snoozefest at the Isles

If you’re running for office in North Miami Beach, one of the things on your must-do list is to attend the candidate forums hosted by the various associations in our city.  If you’re serious about…

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